Fist of all, WAAAAKE UP!!! My God, this blog is boring, all these old pictures from a thousand years ago and talking about black white movies that I personally think Doc makes up because I never seem em on TV! I need to Shake Things Up bigtime, let me tell you about our scary movie night! On Fridays, Murky and me go visit Crystal down in Halcyon Park. Her parents go out to eat and drink but mostly drink Im just sayin' and we watch movies that will Scare Your Face Off. I grab one or two from Doc's disaster behind the TV, we eat a bowl of caramel popcorn and drink Mountain Dew the Green Death and there is much giggling and dirty jokes. Its fun. ANYWAY, I took a movie called THE DECENT. It's about these women who go rock climbing only they get it backwards and go down. Dummies. They go down and down into a cave and pretty soon, they feel they are being watched and the three of us are suddenly getting quiet, Murky turns off the lights and things are real suspenseful. Something happens in the movie that is just fckd messed up. We all scream as loud as we possibly can and the popcorn goes flying. Now, we didn't know it but Crystal's neighbor is a little old lady with eleven cats. She hears the scream and calls the police! We don't know this. We go back a bit on the movie and start watching it again, hardly breathing and Murky is breaking my arm by squeezing it as if I could protect her you know.
And then THERE IS THIS LOUD POUNDING ON THE DOOR!!! I jump over the back of the couch and hit the wall and bounce off, Murky grabs a lamp to use as a bludgin and Crystal, well, Crystal needs new underwear. It was the town police! They were coming to see what all the noise was about. Things settle down, my heartbeat goes down under a thousand and they leave but get this they ask if we wouldn't rather watch something nice like the Disney Channel. huff




Also, my Aunt Gudrun found this blog someway, God only knows how, and she thought you guys would like to see what she looks like and maybe friend her on Facebook. I said I bet they would.

ASK her why she is sniffing her finger, go ahead, I dare you to ask her!

...she is a fingernail polish addict, thats why.